Visit to the psychiatrist

I had the strangest dream last night, a man was telling his psychiatrist. I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. As you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact I woke up immediately, and couldnt get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream.

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding: A Coke? Thats a breakfast?

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