President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?

The CIA chief says, The Jews have this


expression – Vus titzuch?

The President says, Hell, whats that mean?

Well, Mr. President, replies the CIA


chief, Its a Yiddish expression which roughly


translates to whats happening. They just ask


each other and they know everything.

The President decides to personally go undercover


to determine if this is true. He gets dressed up


as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long


black coat), and is secretly flown in an unmarked


plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car


and dropped off in Brooklyns most Jewish


neighborhood. Soon a little old man comes


shuffling along. The President stops him and


whispers, Vus titzuch?

The old guy whispers back: Bush is in Brooklyn.