Vus Titzuch

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know everything before we do?

The CIA chief says, The Jews have this

expression – Vus titzuch?

The President says, Hell, whats that mean?

Well, Mr. President, replies the CIA

chief, Its a Yiddish expression which roughly

translates to whats happening. They just ask

each other and they know everything.

The President decides to personally go undercover

to determine if this is true. He gets dressed up

as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long

black coat), and is secretly flown in an unmarked

plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car

and dropped off in Brooklyns most Jewish

neighborhood. Soon a little old man comes

shuffling along. The President stops him and

whispers, Vus titzuch?

The old guy whispers back: Bush is in Brooklyn.

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