[ I heard this from my girlfriends Austrian grandmother –
it may lose something without the heavy accent, dahlink. ]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint
the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and
gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught
about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts
on a large overcoat so as to cover the frozen seat, and they go. When
they get to the doctors, the man lifts his wifes coat to show their
predicament. The man asks, Doctor, have you ever seen anything like
this before? Well, yes, the doctor replies, but never framed.