An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.

He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what its about.

Why do you wear your collar backwards? The old Jewish man asks.

The Priest, being polite, responds

Well, Sir, because Im a father.

I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal.

Yes, the Priest begins, but I am father of many

The old Jewish man shakes his head. I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I dont know most their names, and still my collar isnt backwards

The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm Sir! I am the father of hundreds!

The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards.