80 year old man

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, Im 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.

The priest said: Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession? Never Father, Im Jewish. So then, why are you telling me? Because Im telling everybody!

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