An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to
marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in
the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding
night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.

When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
the middle of the room, naked…and all the furniture from the room
piled in one corner.

What happened? she asks.

Ive never been with a woman, he says. But if its anything like
screwing a kangaroo, Im gonna need all the room I can get!