Wedding Performance

On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.

Dad, says the son, what do I do tonight? Im very nervous.

Dont worry, comforts the father. Its all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a teenager? Well, you just take that and stick it where your wife pees.

So that night, the now-confident young man takes his G.I. Joe and throws it in the toilet!

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