18
Sep

Wee Jordy

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,

while walking through the heather the lass says;

ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!

wee jordy says aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?

Well she says i can tell by the gleam in your eye.

Walking along a bit further she says to him wee jordy i can tell you want

to give me a kiss.

well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?

ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!

Walking along a bit further she says wee jordy i can tell you want to

make love to me.

he says, aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!

No! she says… by the tilt in your kilt!

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