Old and New Jokes

Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been
promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after,
theyre out for a walk and Leroys says, "Hey, Jasper,
theres the NCO Club. Lets you and me stop in."
"But wes privates," protests Jasper. "Wes
sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.
"Now, Jasper, Im a-gonna sit down and have me
a drink." "But wes privates," says Jasper.
"You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at
his stripes. "Wes sergeants now." So they
have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up
to Leroy. "Youre cute," she says, "and
Id like to date you, but Ive got a bad case of gonorrhoea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper,
go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means.
If its okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper
goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the
big okay sign. Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in
the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhoea. "Jasper,"
he says, "what fo you give me the okay?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea
affects only the privates." He points to his stripes.
"But wes sergeants now!"