What an idiot!

There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott.

They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop for


night. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a nice


wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, because there was nothing

interesting around, only trees.

They kept hiking for a little longer, and came across a small clear area,

right next to the highway. Both Joe and Rich wanted to saty there because

there was no stumps, or moss around, and the sounds of the cars could


to put them asleep. Scott said no, because he found a small ant farm 500

meters away, and was scared the ants might come, and get them.

SO they kept hiking, and finally, they came to the end of the woods, and

stepped onto the highway. Scott was mystified, and wanted to sleep right

smack dab in the middle of the highway. It was interesting, and he wanted

to look at all the different liscence plates, as they drove by. Joe and

Rich were so upset, because, obviously, that was the LAST place that they

wanted to sleep in! But, they were too tired to argue, so they set up

their tent in the middle of the highway and went to sleep.

They slept soundly through the night, but were awaked a couple of times


the sound of cars beeping, and crashing. The next morning, they awoke

early, and noticed a huge pileup of cars right off the highway, in the

spot they had earlier chosen. Feeling proud, Scott said:

See, guys? Imagine what would of happened if we slept there last night!

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