A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you dont follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Dont burden him with chores. Dont discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, What did the doctor say?

He said youre going to die, she replied.