What do You Get

A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.

Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her

head in. Shes been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be

what her parents are doing….

She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in

the morning. At breakfast she asks her mother, Mommy, whats sex?

Sex happens when a man and woman get married, her mother replies. The

man puts his penis into the womans vagina and they make a baby.

The little girl thinks for a minute and says, Mommy, last night I saw you

with Daddys penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?

Her mother smiles and says, Jewelry!

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