20
May

What Forrest Gump would say in other situations?

I just thought these up:

Death is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get

– A Matter of Life and Death

A strip club is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get

– Striptease

Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get

– (Quite a number of movies)

And my favorite …

Creating life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get

– Jurassic Park

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