What I Want In A Man!

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(Age 22)

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates the finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

(Age 32)

1. Nice looking – preferably with hair on his head

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant

4. Listens more then he talks

5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times

6. Can carry all the groceries wit hease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal

9. Remembers anniversaries

10. Likes to be romantic at least once a week

(Age 42)

1. Not too ugly- Bald head OK

2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car

3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion

4. Nods head at appropriate times when Im talking

5. Usually remembers the punch line of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves on most weekends

(Age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length

2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public

3. Doesnt borrow money too often

4. Doesnt nod off to sleep while Im emoting

5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves on some weekends

(Age 62)

1. Doesnt scare small children

2. Remembers where the bathroom is

3. Doesnt require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)

5. Forgets why hes laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up alone

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers when…

(Age 72)

1. Breathing…..


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