What if I die first?
Heard this one Sunday night on KGO radio (someone called in with it):
A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the
following conversation takes place…
She: Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?
He: Thats a morbid question!
She: No, I really want to know.
He (pauses to think): Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might
remarry.
She: Would she live in our house?
He: Well, the mortgage is almost paid off – would you really expect me to
move?
She: Would she wear my mink coat?
He: You know I paid $3,500 for that coat – would you really want me to
sell it for a loss?
She: Well, would she drive my BMW?
He: No. Absolutely not. She doesnt know how to drive a stick shift!
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