Old and New Jokes

10) I cant believe people could actually get work done while trying to play this!!!9) Hey boss!!! OH wow!! cool!! Look at this!! Solitaire!!! I just found Solitaire on my computer!!! Did you know we have solitaire on these machines??? Well… back to work…8) This machine is all @#$%ed up AGAIN!!! (you quickly jump to the power button and shut down your computer the WRONG way…)7) Oohh…SOLITAIRE…I thought it said SOLID STAIR…Now I see what this is…6) Hey boss!!!…Whats this???…Oh, yea…Im on my lunchbreak right now, is this ok??…What??…its only 9:30???…did I say Lunch??…I meant coffee break!5) OK..whos the joker who pointed my accounting software to solitaire??? This is getting ridiculous!!!4) Sir!!!…Ive got a great new radio campaign which has an employee getting caught playing solitaire by his boss while hes suppose to be working…what would you say to me if you really caught me doing this???3) What the???…How in the world did this get here???2) Hello sir…do you know why every time I click on my microsoft word icon solitaire comes up??…its the weirdest thing…1) Well at least Im not on porn websites like Jenkins over there…