What will they think of next

(From hpwrc!hplabs!sun!plato!janos)

According to several press reports, the new drug of choice is
licking toads.

What a great lead!!

Yes, Bufo Alvirus (Sonoran desert toad to you simple folk) secretes
(a sweating toad?) bufotinine which doesnt do damn for the toad, but
makes humans feel very high indeed.

Says the Examiner story: If you tried to lick this toad, it would
be a felonious act.

No report to date mentions what the toad turns into when you lick it.

Why not milk the toads and mix the stuff with something nice?

The head of DEAs western regional laboratory is not concerned:
Its too nasty to screw around with, he said. And youre going
to have to come up with a lot of toads to compete with cocaine and

The Berkeley police chief was suspicious because he knew of no
occurance of bufotinine use in Berkeley: If it happened anywhere, itd
be here, he said.

Now you know.

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