What Women Say/What Women Mean

What women say… …What they mean…


Cant we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going

to let any part of your body touch

any part of mine, again.

I just need some space …without you in it

Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do

it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? We havent had a fight in a while

No, pizzas fine Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boy-

friend now

I dont know; what do you want to I cant believe that you have

do? nothing planned

Come here My puppy does this too

I like you but… I dont like you

You never listen You never listen

Were moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you

until I find out if this guy in Bio

has a girlfriend

Ill be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make

you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no

way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get

this over with

Im just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make

fun of you and your freinds

Theres no one else I am doing your brother

Size doesnt count… unless I want an orgasm

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