What you shouldnt say to your wife…

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This isnt mine, I heard it on the radio this morning.

Mans wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to
use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts
talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another
and they end up in her apartment. After theyve had their fun, he realizes
its 3AM and says, Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you
got any talcum powder? She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds
to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
Where the hell have you been?!?!

Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they
were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this
great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to
another and I ended up in bed with her.

Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!

She sees his hands are covered with powder and…
You God damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!!

Dave Goldberg
The Mitre Corporation

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