Whats up Doc?

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

Im about to close, the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeons hand and says, Im not going to let you do that! Ill close my own incision!

The doctor hands him the thread and says, Go ahead…Suture self!

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