10
May
When something is new and improved, which is it? If
its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its
an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- You can listen to thunder
- The other night during dinner
- The devil finds work for
- We are Microsoft. Resistance
- Atheist problem
- My software never has bugs.
- Dont believe in superstition —
- Kids in the back seat
- Those who cant write, write
- If God had intended for
- If youre in a vehicle
- If you know any teenagers
- I bought some batteries
- A clean desk is a
- I like the open road,