In a recent survey, participants were asked: Who made women?

They asked a artist, and he said: It would have to be anm artist. Look at how all those beautiful curves fit together, and how well rounded it looks. It is both pleasing to eye and the soul.

Fair enough, they thought, and went on to the engineer. It must most certainly be an engineer, this man responded, for it responds with unerring accuracy. Press this, that happens, do this, and you get this response.

Mmm, this is an even better answer, they decided, but, to keep the survey unbiased, they asked Little Johnie.

It could only have been the goddamn City Council, was his reply.

Huh? Why the City Council?

Only those stupid morons would put a carnival right next to a sewage outlet.