1. Bicycles dont pregnant.

2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.

3. Bicycles dont have parents.

4. Bicycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.

5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.

6. Bicycles dont care how many other bicycles youve ridden.

7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.

8. Bicycles dont care how many other bicycles you have now.

9. Bicycles dont care if you look at other bicycles.

10. Bicycles dont care if you buy bicycle magazines.

11. Youll never hear, Suprise, youre goning to own a new bicycle unless you go out and buy one yourself.

12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.

13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you dont have to discuss politics with it.

15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.

16. You dont have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.

17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you dont have to apologize before you ride it again.

18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.

19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.

20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

21. Bicycles dont get headaches.

22. Bicycles dont insult you if youre a bad rider.

23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles.

24. Bicycles dont care if youre late.

25. You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

26. If your bicycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helment.

29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bicycle.