Why Coffee Is Better Than Women

You dont have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
Coffee doesnt complain when you put whipped cream in it.
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You wont fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
Coffee is cheaper.
You wont get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee never runs out.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
You can smoke while drinking coffee.
You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You dont have to put vinegar in your coffee.
If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
You can always get fresh coffee.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and itll be hot when you get back.
They sell coffee at police stations.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
Coffee goes down easier.
If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesnt put on weight.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesnt matter.
Your coffee doesnt talk to you.
Coffee smells good in the morning.
Coffee is good when its cold too.
Coffee stains are easier to remove.
Coffee doesnt care when you dunk things in it.
Coffee doesnt care what kind of mood youre in.
Coffee doesnt shed.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
You cant get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
Coffee doesnt mind being ground.
No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
Coffee doesnt have a time of the month… its good all the time.
When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
When you have a coffee, you dont end up with a pube in the back of your
Coffee doesnt take up half your bed.
Coffee doesnt mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
Instant coffee!
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
Your coffee wont be jealous of a larger cup.

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