Why Mountain bikes are better than Men

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1. Mountain bikes dont screw around.
2. Mountain bikes dont care if its that time of the month.
3. Mountain bikes dont have parents.
4. Mountain bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Mountain bikes dont care about professional sports.
6. You can share your mountain bike with your friends.
7. Mountain bikes dont care how many other mountain bikes youve ridden.
8. When riding, you and your mountain bike can arrive at the same
time.
9. Mountain bikes dont care if other mountain bikes look at
you.
10. Mountain bikes dont care if you look at other mountain
bikes.
11. If your mountain bike goes flat you can fix it.
12. If your mountain bike is too short you can heighten it.
13. If your mountain bike is misaligned, you dont have
to discuss politics with it.
14. You can have a black & white mountain bike and bring it home
to your parents.
15. You dont have to be jealous of other women who covet your
mountain bike.
16. If you say bad things to your mountain bike, you dont
have to apologize before you ride it again.
17. Your mountain bike wont start going until youre ready.
18. You can ride your mountain bike as long as you want
and it wont get exhausted.
19. Your mountain bike wont fall asleep after you ride it.
20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old
mountain bike after you dump it.
21. There is no limit to how long a mountain bike can keep going.
22. Mountain bikes dont mistrust you if youre an
experienced rider.
23. Your mountain bike never wants a night out with the
other mountain bikes.
24. Mountain bikes dont care what you wear.
25. Mountain bikes dont feel their bikehood is threatened if you
insist on driving.
26. If your mountain bike doesnt look good you can paint it
or get better parts.
27. You can ride your mountain bike the first time you meet it, without
worrying about whether it will call you back the next day.
28. You dont have to cover your mountain bike with rubber
when you ride it.
29. You dont have to worry about where your mountain bike has
been before you met it.
30. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the
last time you were on your mountain bike.


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