A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do some painting that day. The company sent a blonde right over to do the job. The man meet the woman at the front door and asked her how much she would charge him to paint his porch. She stated that she would charge him 25$. He thought to himself what a deal since his porch was a long wrap around. The blonde also added that she would be done by the end of the day. The man thought to himself, this is too good to be true! and left for work for the day. When he arrived home he noticed that his porch didnt even have a drop of paint on it. He went around the back and shrieked in horror as he seen the blonde putting the last bit of green paint on his new firebird.

what did you do to my firebird! shrieked the man.

….Firebird?

questioned the blonde.

…and all this time I thought it was the porsche