One day Buddy and Ruddy come upon a genie. The genie says, You EACH get three wishes. So Buddy wishes, I wish for all the beautiful women in the state. The genie grants that. Then Ruddy says, I wish for a million dollars. The genie grants that. Then Buddy wishes, I want all the beautiful women in the COUNTRY. The genie grants that. Then Ruddy wishes, I would like a Harley Davidson motorcycle. So the genie grants that. Then Buddy wishes, I wish for all the women in th WORLD! The genie hesitates and grants that. Then Ruddy wishes, I wish that Buddy was a woman.