From Docs Daily Chuckle …

Some people say that Im superficial, but thats just on the surface.

If ignorance is bliss, why arent more people happy?

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

Someday is not a day of the week.

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

Red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.

Internesia = the growing tendency to forget exactly where in Cyberspace you saw a particular bit of information.

Ambivalence may or may not be my problem.