Womens English

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"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"Im sorry." = Youll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"Its your decision" = The correctdecision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want"  = Youllpay for this later.

"We need to talk"  = I needto complain.

"Sure… go ahead"  = I dontwant you to.

"Im not upset"  = Of courseIm upset, you moron!

"Youre … so manly"  = Youneed a shave and you sweat a lot.

"Youre certainly attentivetonight"  = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights"= I have flabby thighs.

"This kitchen is so inconvenient"  = I want a new house.

"I want new curtains"  = andcarpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..

"Hang the picture there" = NO, Imean hang it there!

"I heard a noise"  = Inoticed you were almost asleep.

"Do you love me?"  = Imgoing to ask for something expensive.

"How much do you love me?"  =I did something today youre really not going to like.

"Ill be ready in a minute."  = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?"  = Tell meIm beautiful.

"You have to learn tocommunicate."  = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me!?"  = [Too late, youre dead.]

"Was that the baby?" = Why dontyou get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

"Im not yelling!"  = Yes Iam yelling because I think this is important.

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