Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to paren

FULL NAME: what you call your child when youre mad at him.STERILIZE: what you do to your first babys pacifier by boiling it and to your last babys pacifier by blowing on it.TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into get a sponge.

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