A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes by demons. Oh, my, the writer said, let me see heaven.
A few moments later, as they ascended into heaven, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes by demons. Hey, the writer said, this is just as bad as hell.
Oh, no its not, St Peter replied, here your work gets published!
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Jun
Additional Jokes From "Religious"
- Three friends die in a …
- Religion is mans attempt to
- Three nuns were sitting on
- Sisters of Mercy
- A young Jewish boy starts
- Feel the love
- Blessed are the cross-eyed, for
- Back to Earth
- Naked in the hall
- There were four nuns, who
- And the angel of the
- Adam & Eve
- Gays in church
- Sitting or Standing
- Harley Davidson dies, and goes