Writing on the walls

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WRITING ON THE WALLSFriends dont let friends take home ugly men.
——-Womens restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DERemember, its not, How high are you? its Hi, how are you?
——-Rest stop off Route 81, West VirginiaNo matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
—–Mens Room, Lindas Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. CarolinaA Womans Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, youre
going to have trouble with it.
——-Womens restroom, Dicks Last Resort, Dallas, TexasExpress Lane: Five beers or less.
——Sign over one of the urinals, Ed DebevicsYoure too good for him.
—-Sign over mirror Womens room, Ed DebevicsNo wonder you always go home alone.
—–Sign over mirror in Mens room, Ed DebevicsThe best way to a mans heart is to saw his breast plate open.
——-Womens restroom, Murphys, Champaign, ILIf you voted for Bush in the last election, you cant take a
dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
——-Mens room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, WashingtonBeauty is only a light switch away.
——-Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North CarolinaIf life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
——-Armands Pizza, Washington, D.C.Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.
——-Mens restroom, Murphys, Champaign, ILWhat are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your
hands.
——-Mens restroom, Lynaghs


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