Xmas top ten signs of trouble in Santa Clauss marriage

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Signs of Trouble in Santa Clauss Marriage

As presented on the 12/12/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

  1. Hes replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange students
  2. Mrs. Claus calls him that fat freak in the red underwear
  3. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed
  4. Hes been spending a little too much time with the life-sized Holiday Barbie
  5. His new live-in personal elf valet, Steve
  6. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New Jersey
  7. He knows when shes been sleeping, he knows when shes awake, because hes bugged the bedroom
  8. Lately, she keeps forgetting to tie her robe when she brings the elves their morning coffee
  9. Stockings arent the only things hes been nailing in front of the fireplace
  10. Not a creature is stirring in Santas pants

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