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- Yave ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
- Yave ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts.
- Yave ever hit a deer with your car… on purpose!
- Yave ever hollered Rock the house, Bubba! during a piano recital
- Yave ever stabbed the back of someones hand while they were reaching for the last piece of chicken.
- Yave ever stolen toilet paper.
- Yave ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
- Yave ever used lard in bed.
- Yave ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- Yave ever yelled squeal like a piggy when making love.
- Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
- Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
- Your dog has ever brought home something that ya cooked for dinner.
- Your dog passes gas and ya claim it.
- Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
- Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police.
- Your house doesnt have curtains but your truck does.
- Your house still has the WIDE LOAD sign on the back.
- Your kids take a siphon hose to Show and Tell.
- Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- Your wife has a beer belly and ya find it attractive.
- Your richest relative buys a new house and ya have to help take the wheels off of it.
- Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
- Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
- Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of her language.
- Yave ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
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