Yo mamas like…



– Yo mamas like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on.

– Yo mamas like a bowling ball. Shes picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.

– Yo mamas like a rifle…four cocks and shes loaded.

– Yo mamas like a bubble gum machine…five cents a blow.

– Yo mamas like Chinese food…sweet, sour, and cheap.

– Yo mamas like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

– Yo mamas like Burger King… Your way, right away.

– Yo mamas like a squirrel, shes always got some nuts in her mouth.

– Yo mamas like 7-Eleven… open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

– Yo mamas like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.

– Yo mamas like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

– Yo mamas like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

– Yo mamas like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

– Yo mamas like a 747, she has a very large cockpit.

– Yo mamas like a microwave, one button and shes hot.

– Yo mamas like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

– Yo mamas like a mail box, open day and night.

– Yo mamas like a bag of potato chips, Free-To-Lay.

– Yo mamas like a turtle, once shes on her back shes fucked.

– Yo mamas like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

– Yo mamas like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.

– Yo mamas like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

– Yo mamas like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

– Yo mamas like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.

– Yo mamas like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

– Yo mamas like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

– Yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

– Yo mamas like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.

– Yo mamas like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.

– Yo mamas like Pizza Hut, if she isnt there in 30 minutes… its free.

– Yo mamas like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.

– Yo mamas like a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

– Yo mamas like a gas station… you gotta pay before you pump.

– Yo mamas like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.

– Yo mamas like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

– Yo mamas like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

– Yo mamas like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

– Yo mamas like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

– Yo mamas like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

– Yo mamas like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers.

– Yo mamas like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

– Yo mamas like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

– Yo mamas like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

– Yo mamas like a Toyota, OOooh what a feeling!

– Yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner… a real good suck.

– Yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner… she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

– Yo mamas like an ice cream cone… everyone gets a lick.

– Yo mamas like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

– Yo mamas like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

– Yo mamas like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

– Yo mamas like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

– Yo mamas like Dennys… open 24 hours.

– Yo mamas like McDonalds… Billions and Billions served.

– Yo mamas like McDonalds… What you want is what you get.

– Yo mamas like mustard, she spreads easy.

– Yo mamas like the Pillsbury dough boy… everybody pokes her.

– Yo mamas like lettuce, $1 a head.

– Yo mamas like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

Your momma is so fat… the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!

– Yo momma is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said Sorry…No proffessionals allowed!!!

-Yo mommas so fat, when the lord said – Let There Be Light, he had to ask her to move over!

-Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, people SLOW DOWN!

-Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a resturant took one look at the menu and said,yes please!

-Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

-Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World!

-Whenever your mamma farts, she causes a continental drift!

-Yo mommas so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated!