You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies

Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro

Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket

Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um

You order your business cards in half orders instead of whole boxes

When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie

You get really excited about a 2% pay raise

You learn about your layoff on CNN

Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet

Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined

You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive

Its dark when you drive to and from work

Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else

Communication is something your group is having problems with

You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor

Free food left over from meetings is your main staple

Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home

Being sick is defined as cant walk or youre in the hospital

Art involves a white board

Youre already late on the assignment you just got

You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say Oh wow, thanks!

Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read only by your co-workers

Your boss favorite lines are, When you get a few minutes or When youre freed up

Your boss second favorite lines are, …this isnt exactly what we need. It may be what we asked for, but things have changed.

Vacation is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks between Christmas and New Years because otherwise you will lose it, or you get a check for it every January

Your relatives and family describe your job as works with computers

Change is the norm

The only reason you recognize your kids and friends is because their pictures are hanging in your cube

You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting

You read this entire list and understood it.

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