You Mamas So Ugly…

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– Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals – Yo Mamas so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure! and her father said, Yeah! Lets go bury it! – Yo Mamas so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. – Yo Mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. – Yo Mamas so ugly, they didnt make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars. – Yo Mamas so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, Damn! Is it Halloween already? – Yo Mamas so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday. – Yo Mamas so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot. – Yo Mamas so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. – Yo Mamas so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, they yelled NO! – Yo mamas so ugly, shes like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border. – Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up. – Yo mamas so ugly, rice crispies wont even talk to her. – Yo mamas so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out. – Yo mamas so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. – Yo mamas so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. – Yo mamas so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye. – Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back.

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