You Play Too Much DOOM, When …

You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.
You try to pull out your BFG9000 after someone cuts you off on your way to work …
You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them..
You eat the blue and green balls off the christmas tree
You feel lousy and look down for the status bar
You grab your kids backpack and cant believe its empty!?
Your desk at work is piled with paper because you refuse get too close to the recycle barrel.
The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw tomatoes at you.
Your PC boots straight into DOOM unless you press a key.
Your desk is wearing away right in front of the arrow keys!
You know for sure youve played to much when you try to look around the edges of your screen for the cyberdemon that got away.
You back-up your DOOM files daily.
You try to double click on every door in the house.
You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
Your seat cushion doesnt return to normal upright position.
You dress up as your favourite DOOM character for Halloween (and your friends still know who you are).
You will try to turn to get out of chair by moving the trackball in that direction before you stand up.
You wont go into rooms with a red carpet …
You expect every door to open up not in. (this can be quite painful sometimes)
You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and shoot your mailman.
When on your way to work you scan the streets for medkits and ammo.
Going to sleep you open the bedrooms door and instead of turning lights on, you fire a missile into the room.
Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see what follows you out.
You dont worry so much about getting hurt, since youll probably pick up one of those blue spheres somewhere.
Watching someone come out of an elevator makes your mouse finger twitch.
You start side-stepping into rooms.
You push on walls, as you walk down the hall looking for secret entrances.
You reach for your chainsaw when your wifes cold gives her the sniffles.
You instinctively target trash cans while walking around campus/work.
You look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
You cant stop squinting as you walk around your house.
You think you can actually walk through walls.
The border and status area are burned into your monitor.
You know ALL the ID codes by heart.
You find jokes about playing too much DOOM funny.