08
May
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two:
What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?.
Man2 says, I guess Id want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family.
Man3 says, Id want them to say things like that too.
Man1 said Really? Id want them to say… LOOK! HES MOVING!.