The Yuppette watched from the beach at Hilton Head as her son built sand castles near the surf. The boy got up, took a few steps, slipped and was pulled out by a strong undertow.

Help! Help! she screamed.

A Life Guard hearing her cries spotted the boy and ran the rescue. He dove into the pounding surf and finally pulled the child to safety on the shore. He then applied mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and in a few moments, the boy began to cough.

There ya are Miss. I think hell be just fine now. But you might want to visit a doctor to be sure.

Yes, yes! she replied. But he was wearing a new hat and sunglasses.