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An American was sitting in a diner, having Pancakes and Orange juice, when a French guy popping gum sits next to him. After he pops a bubble, he says, Do you eat the crusts on your bread? The American says, Yes, of course.Popping another buble, the French man says, We dont, we spit it out, churn it up, and sell it to America as pancakes. The American, disgusted, just turns away from him. When the Frenchman talks again, he asks, Do you throw away the pits in your fruit? The American, getting annoyed, just shakes his head stiffly. Popping yet another bubble, the Frenchman says, We dont, we take them out, grind them down, and sell it to America as Orange Juice. The American-who has finished with his breakfast-turns to the Frenchman and says, Do You have sex in France?The Frenchman nods and says, Course!The American says,You throw away your condoms?The Frenchman, after popping another bubble, says, Of course we do.The American, smirking, says, We dont, we melt it down, and sell it to France as gum.