And a few soviet jokes

The five rules of Socialism:

1. Dont think

2. If you do think, dont speak

3. If you think and speak, dont write

4. If you think, speak and write, dont sign

5. If you think, speak, write and sign, dont be surprised

How does the Soviet Constitution differ from the American?

Under the Soviet Constitution citizens are guaranteed
freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are
guaranteed freedom after speech.

Why is Poland just like the United States?

In the United States you cant buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you cant either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you
want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.

Henry Cate III

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