The Groaner

The abbey in England that was a bit down at the heels and decided to open a roadside stand to pull in some tourist money.

The abbot decided that something typically English was called for, so he sent Brother Sebastian and Brother Thomas down to the road to open a Fish and Chips stand.

A wit came by and asked Brother Sebastian, Are you the fish friar?

No, friend, answered Brother Sebastian, Im the chip monk.

Slightly Vulgar

While on a special outing to take care of the abbeys business, Brother Sebastian found himself one day in his car, down in the ditch, and there was no help for the motor that had given up the ghost, it seemed.

Along came another motorist who stopped and asked, I say, what seems to be the matter?

Oh, piston broke, said the friar.

So am I, but wats the matter with the cah?