Funny things kids say

Kid to teacher: I know the answer, but I cant quite download it.

Kid, walking away in protest: They get to play with their remote car on mars, and I cant play with mine in the street!

Kid to kid: God invented time to keep everything from happening at once.

Dad to kid: Whats the magic word to get what you want?

Kid: Grandma!

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