07
Jul

Groundhog Day

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, I bet you dont know what day this is.

Of course I do, he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived . Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldnt wait for her husband to come home.

First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! she exclaimed.

Ive never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!

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