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Dec

His brother

The Yaakov, the first Jew to be elected President calls his Mother: Mama, Ive won the elections. Youve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.



Mamma says, I dont know, what would I wear?



Yaakov says Dont worry, Ill send you a dressmaker.



Momma reminds him, Remember I only eat kosher food.



Yakkov responds, Yes Mama, I am going to be the president. I can get you kosher food.



But how will I get there? asks Momma.



Ill send a limo. says Yaakov. Please, just come mama.



Mamma says, Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.



The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices and the future Cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right. You see that boy, the one giving the speech? His brothers a doctor!


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