HMO Executive

The Doctor, The Famer and the H.M.O. executive die and are met at the Pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter.

St. Peter tells the Doctor, you took care of the sick and dying while on earth, you are welcome to enter Heaven.

St. Peter then speaks to the Farmer and tells him, while on earth you nourished and fed the people, you are welcome to enter Heaven.

Then St. Peter looks over at the H.M.O. Executive and says, you can come in for three days.

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