09
Aug

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and Ill be your Support
Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: Theres a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly wont be there this time.
Patron: No, its still there.
Waiter: Maybe its the way youre using the soup; try
eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl;
what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe its a
configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has
that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before
you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest
Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the
check. Im running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasnt ready yet.
Patron: Well, Im so hungry now, Ill eat anything.

[Waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! Theres a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day$2.50
Access to support$1.00

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