Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run in for confession, its been a long time.

Pat enters the confessional and says, Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman.

The priest asks, was it Mrs Murphy? no, Father, was the reply.

Was it Mrs OBoyle? Again the reply was No, Father.

Was it Mrs. OGrady? Pat said, Father, Ill not be teling you the ladys name!

So the priest told him to say two Hail Marys for each time he had sinned with the woman.

Back on the street, Mike said, Well, how did you do? Pat said, Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects!