Mickey Mouse is having a

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse – after hearing both sides about the separation, the judge spoke. Im sorry Mickey, but I cant legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane. Minnie seems completely rational to me. Mickey replied, I didnt say she was mentally insane, I said that shes f*cking Goofy!

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